故事发生在一间名为罗斯福的高中内，卡丽（迪·赫宁甘 Dee Hennigan 饰）是学校里的女秘书，最近，丈夫的古怪举动让她感到非常的不安，强烈怀疑丈夫背叛了自己，而丈夫最有可能的出轨对象，就是学校里的几何学老师戴安娜（Connie Nelson 饰）。为此，卡丽开始格外的注意戴安娜的一举一动，希望能够找到丈夫出轨的证据。
　　然而，很快，卡丽就发现自己弄错了，但在监视戴安娜的这段时间里，两人之间的感情突飞猛进，戴安娜深深的吸引了卡丽的注意，而趣味相投的两人很快就成为了无话不谈的好友。随着时间的推移，这种单纯的友谊渐渐发酵变质，当她们察觉之时一切都以为时已晚。

　　乔治（杰拉德·巴特勒 Gerard Butler 饰）是一名足球运动员，曾经的风光岁月已然成为了过去，如今再也无人问津的他只好退出了绿茵场，重新回到了家庭之中。尽管生活上丰衣足食，但退役后的乔治始终觉得生命中缺少了一点什么，巧的是，乔治儿子的学校里有一只足球队，正好缺少一个教练，这个差事便落到了无所事事的乔治头上。
　　对于乔治来说，带领一帮小孩子踢足球并不难，真正难以招架的，是这些小队员的母亲们。面对乔治，这些如狼似虎的女人们发起了激烈的进攻，无不希望能够和这位英俊迷人的足球教练发生点什么。在应付这些女人的同时，乔治还得想办法修复自己和家庭之间常年冷淡的关系，面对无孔不入的诱惑，乔治能够坚守他的节操吗？

　　In the Alpine village of Tolzbad in the 1800s, the townsfolk talk quietly and restrain their movements lest they incur avalanches. This atmosphere lends itself to repressed emotions - shown through the parallel stories of butler student Johann lusting after his mother (an old flame of the mysterious Count Knotkers) and Klara's attraction to her father (who lusts after his other daughter), leading to duels and suicidal plunges galore. All this is shot in the style of an early German sonal film, complete with intertitles, crackly sound-track and 'hand-tinted' colour effects.- Written by Michael Brooke <michael@everyman.demon.co.uk>

　　A poor, uneducated mountain girl leaves her cabin in search of respect, a wealthy husband, and a better life.

　　Waldo and Irene have been living with Margit for the four years that they have been engaged. Margit has planned the wedding and the honeymoon - in fact, Margit plans everything down to what they will have for breakfast every day. The only problem is that Waldo is a milquetoast and Irene does not want to be married to a milquetoast. So she says she is in love with Charlie, a bohemian artist/producer who lives in a trailer behind Spike's Place. When Margit confronts Charlie about giving up Irene, Charlie sees that she is the one for him. To make everyone happy, Charlie will have to help Waldo get a backbone. Written by Tony Fontana {tony.fontana@spacebbs.com}

　　在威尔斯的一个小镇，家庭主妇贝蒂和丧葬业者波里士，不想去面对两人之间没有结果的感情，因为贝蒂嫁给了下流的镇长，虽然两人的婚姻早已有名无实。日子一天天缓慢地过去，直到镇长的母亲窒息死亡，因为安排丧礼的缘故，终于又让波里士和贝蒂重聚。两人这一次决定要忠于内心的感情，但并不想造成任何混乱，于是计划让贝蒂假死，再一起搭着豪华邮轮私奔到南太平洋的小岛。不过当镇长和他的情妇马瑞迪丝计划杀掉贝蒂，好继承她庞大的家产和保险金时，让情况变得加倍复杂。于此同时，法兰克费瑟贝则想用夸张的赌城式风格来垄断镇上的丧葬业，有踢跶舞表演、金碧辉煌的亮片装饰，还有买二送一的大优惠。